it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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