I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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