Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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