that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Randomize
