If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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