kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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