just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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