Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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