once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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