Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
well you can't waste a boner
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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