My friends, they love my intelligence
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
did you just send me my own nude
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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