If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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