Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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