Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
i believe in u and ur pee
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
