Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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