just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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