he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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