If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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