you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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