its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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