then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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