why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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