i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
It's just like the Real World with babies
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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