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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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