Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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