You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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