a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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