All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You need Xanax blowdarts
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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