She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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