the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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