pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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