how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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