He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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