I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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