It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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