I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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