found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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