i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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