I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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