Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
not ubering you a puppy
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Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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