"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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