Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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