what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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