false alarm. still invincible.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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