Do you still have your period?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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