that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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