Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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