But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos