i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day