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• (906): View more from Michigan

  i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car

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• (315): View more from New York

  I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.

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  What other scale is there?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I FOUND THE LEGS

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day

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