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(410): View more from Maryland

She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.

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(210): View more from Texas

In America we eat man semen.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!

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(850): View more from Florida

that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.

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(620): View more from Kansas

We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience

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(519): View more from Ontario

We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good

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(661): View more from California

Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.

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