He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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