we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
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You. Win. At. Life.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i believe in u and ur pee
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize