how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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