yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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