Are we in a gay sports bar?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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