The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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