I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My balls are so social today.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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